Summary Top trend #IfIwereAPigeon speaks volumes about what twitterati think of the 'pigeon arrest'
(Web Desk) -- Personifying the epitome of incompetence, Indian agencies have successfully managed to ‘apprehend’ a highly trained ISI sponsored pigeon rumored to be armed to teeth.
Intelligence agencies all around the world have come a long way in the past 46 years. NSA has developed state of the art spying algorithms, Israeli MOSAD helped in the development of ‘Iron Dome’ missile technology. British MI-5 has found a poster boy by the name of James Bond (albeit of little value in real life espionage).
Entering the scene is premier Indian intelligence agency RAW. Established in 1968, 46 years ago, RAW has gone back in time instead of keeping up with the world.
Yes, India, we get it pigeons were spies. IN 18th CENTURY THAT IS!
In aid of comic relief, twitterati has taken to the social media platform where, oddly enough, the jokes make much more sense than the ‘serious detective work’ Indian agencies are doing for the past 3 days.
Here we highlight why the pigeon caught by India poses significant threat to their national interests:
Sergeant Pigeon reporting for duty
The way India has reacted to a mere pigeon intruding its airspace at a meager speed of less than 10 miles per hour, we wonder if they can cope with ‘sergeant pigeon’ embodied in the tweet:
I m pigeon not a terrorist #IfIWereAPigeon
— Sheikh Awais Amjad (@shaikhawais1) June 1, 2015
ISI sponsored pigeon training:
A tweet with a picture is worth a thousand words. Here we can see the state sponsored pigeon that India caught at the border, during his passing out parade:
#IfIWereAPigeon Just Passed out the training from ISI, now planning to go to India pic.twitter.com/LCeC1as0tg
— #6raciesXavi (@iamnasir786) June 1, 2015
Newly commissioned pigeon squadron:
If Pakistan can send a sole commando pigeon behind enemy lines, what’s stopping it from training a whole bunch of them?
Introducing pigeon squad circia year 2020:
Passing out prade of SSG Pegion Squadron. Ready for MISSION #India. #IfIWereAPigeon pic.twitter.com/3AxuIxexXC
— Mishkaat Umair (@mishkoo90) June 1, 2015
Diplomacy; the art of keeping them talking till your snipers get in range:
Here’s what Modi wants us to think:
Diplomacy with Pak pigeons #IfIWereAPigeon pic.twitter.com/mZwYJ4ykgV
— amjad mahmood (@a_m_j_a_d_) June 1, 2015
Here’s what we think:
On a lighter note, dear India, please return our pigeon back. And while you re at it, take on someone your own size.
#IfIWereAPigeon pic.twitter.com/ZdI9EcYtIt
— SAMOSA (@sumairpervaiz) June 1, 2015
